At work yesterday I had lots of fun!

I had some awkward moments, nothing too too major but still awkward all the same.

This one is pretty good...

Okay so I was coming back from helping retrieve baskets outside and walk past Aquila and Kachi while they were talking. Miguel was looking at them smiling. Now I heard what was going just perfectly:

Aquila: Oh my god where's my phone?
Kachi: *smiles* I have it
Aquila: How did you get it? I didn't feel it. I have these tight pants on...

Now at this very moment I honed in on the phrase "I DIDN'T FEEL IT"

Oh this was the perfect opportunity to turn silver into gold.

So I walk past and say to Miguel, "So she couldn't FEEL it, eh?"
Miguel dies and taps Kachi and tells him what I said and Aquila was still there so she heard.

Do you see what I was doing there though? I was using a little thing I like to call INUENDO my friends and a play on words. That's what improvs do. I am a comedian!

I tell you she must've gave me this look like she was trying to make my head explode with her mind. Kachi was apparently offended and said, "Yo momma". Haha this all right here was really awkward but a GOOD awkward.

Then later on Kachi made it his duty to rank on me all evening and I admit he got me a couple times. Like I was talking about something, I can't remember exactly what but then Kachi acted like he heard me say something else. "What?! You're Ratman?!" And some female coworkers started laughing. Now that's MY thunder I make the ladies laugh and when I get chopped and bested it's NOT a good feeling at all! I tried to come back but apparently I failed... but this usually doesn't happen. I usually win these type of things but the battle is NOT won.

Like the old saying goes..."you may have won the war but not the battle" or something like that =D