I had just came in for work but I wasn't on the clock yet so I hang out in front watching all my coworkers yanno, work. Anywho a couple of male coworkers I know show up toward the front booth where two front end managers stood...
Daniel, chubby Mexican guy, says, that I looked like Rodriguez, one of the front end managers. I took that as an insult and whiffed my hand in front of my nose and said, "oh and this is coming from the guy who has a diet of ass and gym socks damn you need a mint". And no one laughed but got completely silent. Like cricket chirps to the 25th power! Talk about fucking awkward! Oh there were like 6 people there. I thought it was funny but I guess some things are just better left unsaid... FAIL. =D