So I'm at my job right and there's this really sexy girl I work with (she's so into me) and we were talking after hours doing restock. If you didn't know, I work at a grocery store and restock are groceries that either trifling ass customers decided not to buy or the bucket of ice cream that ends up in the cereal aisle. Anyway we were returning it together. I decided to help her cause I like her and knew that this would be the PERFECT opportunity to talk to her on a deeper level.

She had this basket full of groceries and we began to sort them out. And both of our hands are in the basket grabbing for things eventually when... our hands touch inadvertently. LOL! And I, being the spaz that I am, rushed it back like, "oh hehe oooops that was awkward" and she didn't say a word but kinda blushed.

What's worse is that there were other coworkers that were watching us, all females, and they were messing with her saying, "ooooooh Sam why yall over there flirtin you must like him" and she went off. Rushed toward them and was blushing like crazy, although being as dark as she is you couldn't really tell, lol.

That made things extra EXTRA awkward for her to be around me, because of course she knew that she liked me and when a girl likes you she acts a certain way when around you or when people start making fun of her being around you and calling her out.

I just sit back in the awkward bliss thinking, "yea she wants me".

Cockiness? No it's just true facts baby!